Dirty little secrets
I swallow my gum, I like stale cheetoes and I only sing in the shower or when I’m drunk, I like cheesey love songs like the song from Top Gun (I’m listening to it right now)

Are a few things I may tell my shrink

I made my boyfriend write down how he feels about me so he can show me (or hit me over the head with it) every time I question him...
Is probably something I should tell my shrink but my pride may stop me

I refuse to cry in front of my shrink. I will cry at work, the grocery store, the back of a cab, a bar, almost anywhere but a shrinks office, the one place that it’s supposed to be “normal” to cry.

Do I like feeling crazy? Some days. It makes me feel unique, not the shy ordinary girl

Truth is I’m not crazy, lets just say I’m chemically challenged (my new PC term for chemically imbalanced)