DISCLAIMER: this post may not be suitable for all readers...I am a dirty, dirty girl
today is a mellow day as I recover from the marathon yesterday.
About a month ago I had minor surgery and my Dr. Lectured LD in front of my mother that there would be ABSOLUTELY NO SEX for a MONTH!
Yeah right who the hell can do that??
I wanted to say to my Dr “you try living with him and not doing it!!” There is just something about him I swear
We lasted about 10 days (and only that long because I pitched a princess fit...because a princess has NEEDS)
I decided that we should take today off because tomorrow is my post op appointment...
So LD got the idea he had to make up for lost time...
I had no idea that a man could do it that much in one day!!!
After the 10th time I lost count and my legs went numb
“I can’t feel my legs, are they still attached to me?”
LD ah you don’t need em
“I swear if you ever get Viagra I’m running away!”
LD “you’ll be back”
“Yeah, I will”
Posted by tylergirl2
at 9:16 PM CST
